Haley • 18 • Ohio
63% shuffle • 37% cats
This blog tends to vary from deep, inspirational, and sad posts to derpy pictures of cats and actors from television shows that I spend far too much of my time watching.
Enjoy your stay.
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somebody: so what do you do in your free time?
me: I read
somebody: oh, really? what do you read?
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
when you’re listening to a song you’ve been listening to for years and you finally understand the lyrics
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me