Haley • 17 • Ohio
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This blog tends to vary from deep, inspirational, and sad posts to derpy pictures of cats and actors from television shows that I spend far too much of my time watching.
Enjoy your stay.
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS
"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"
excuse me i must poem
Also, the way he just STROKES HIS CHEST. you can’t just do things like that, tom. there are consequences.