Haley • 18 • Ohio
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This blog tends to vary from deep, inspirational, and sad posts to derpy pictures of cats and actors from television shows that I spend far too much of my time watching.

Enjoy your stay.

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somebody: so what do you do in your free time?

me: I read

somebody: oh, really? what do you read?

me:

me: *sweats*

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

joshpeck:

when you’re listening to a song you’ve been listening to for years and you finally understand the lyrics

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and


om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and

om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

qglas:

bellecosby:

these are their stories 

I’m going to print this on a t-shirt and it will be the only thing I wear for the rest of my life.  I’m going to print this on index cards and handing them out will become my sole method of communication.

qglas:

bellecosby:

these are their stories 

I’m going to print this on a t-shirt and it will be the only thing I wear for the rest of my life.  I’m going to print this on index cards and handing them out will become my sole method of communication.

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me